Um… Excuse me?!
Please, go listen to this “pastor” and then beat the shit out of him…
Rant Below…
This man is a fucking joke who knows nothing about the true teachings of Christ. Please, don’t associate all Christians with him and his lectures. He says it’s okay to “crack the limp wrists” of small boys because they might be acting feminine. And that girls who play sports shouldn’t be “butch” in doing so… That they should look pretty and smell like girls while playing sports. This fucking joke of a “pastor” is just that… A FUCKING JOKE! He’s a dipshit with morons in his congregation. Don’t for one minute buy into what he is saying. I suggest writing him and telling him exactly what he needs to hear… That he should NOT be a pastor or have a following of members behind him. That his “sermons” are not Christian and that his BIGOTED ideology is going to provide us with a new generation of women/children abuses and conflicted children. Fucking moron!!
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What. Are. You. Doing. Sam?!
Your blog is so quality and you’re freaking… amazing. o.O

Anonymous asked: Why do you always act so tough and badass?
Anon, let me make this simple for you.
It’s not an act. It’s what I do to protect myself from those around me. Keep your guard up and no one get’s close enough to hurt you. I’ve done it my whole life. Those who can deal with it, those who can take the badass-ery and the tough bitch “act”… Those are the people who love me.
They love me unconditionally because they have seen me at my best, my worst, and all those times in between. I’m not as afraid to let my guard down as I used to be. Because, I’ve grown up and faced my fears.
I’ve stared down my weaknesses, my failures. So, if you really think I’m “acting” this way… Then you really don’t know me. It’s not an act. It’s who I am.
Have you ever felt like,
You like someone, but you’re starting to get attached. & because you’re attached, you are being clingy. & because you are being clingy, you think you are being annoying cause you want to talk to them so much. & because you think you’re being annoying, you feel like you’re bothering them every time you talk to them. But really, you just enjoy talking to them. But you’re afraid they’re getting bored & sick of hearing from you.
(Source: tedeezy)
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Anonymous asked: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? By Peter Piper I mean Dean, by picked I mean jerked off, by peck of pickled peppers I mean Cas' genitals

Anonymous asked: How much wood would a would woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck Dean? By woodchuck I clearly mean angel in a dirty trenchcoat, by chuck I clearly mean swallow, and by wood I clearly mean penis

kickingoffthemoss replied to your post: kickingoffthemoss replied to your post: Oooh! My…
No. There is only one question to which the answer is 42. The question and answer cannot exist simultaneously in the same universe as this would cause the universe to be destroyed and replaced by new universe stranger than its predecessor.
…you’ve lost me. XD
kickingoffthemoss replied to your post: Oooh! My turn! As we all know the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. What is the question?
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Dude… I… I don’t know. O_O It could be anything. The question to life varies for every person. I mean, depending on situation and what not.
Anonymous asked: Oooh! My turn! As we all know the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. What is the question?




